You may know this - but (apart from porn), one of the few money making enterprises on the web are those involving serving the growing mobile user demands.
Yes, these are the very culprits who have made it possible to take any 2-chord jingle, put it through a cheap Taiwanese synthesizer and create ring tones that I am sure your annoying colleague uses.
But why go that far, when you can produce ringtones right at home, using only bodily functions? Seen on (regular) TV: call 77--8 to get your download of choice of:
1. Baby crying
2. Baby burping
3. Baby laughing
Ok, some crazy woman high on hormones might want #3. Even though it is a cartoon baby laugh. #1... well I might use it to annoy a colleague. #2 - where are our legislators when we need new laws?
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