Ok, due to all the irate emails, I have to clarify some things:
Si vous plait does not mean "C". It means "See you in hell". Such as "Waiter, can you get me a cup of coffee? I know you won't, si vous plait, lazy bastard".
And of course "Voulez vous" ="W".
Now can we move on to wine? Thank you, si vous plait.
Pop quiz: How should you respond when you see the label "Jim Jim" on a wine list?
a) Make a crude ethnic joke (I am not saying more)
b) Roll your eyes and move to the next on the list
c) Cluck your tongue, say "Well, we have Jham Jham" here and proceed to order it. Even though it is from Australia. And was probably transported in a box.
Before you answer, do check out this link.
You are correct. The answer is never to socialize under those circumstances again.
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