Thursday, September 4, 2008

And the cutest ass medal goes to...

I think they should give out medals to all the losers, just like they do in beauty pageants - why waste tears and snot by denying awards to just the winner and runner up? And not to forget world peace.

Anyway here are my awards:

1. Cutest (butt): this clearly goes to Flavia Pennetta. I was early for my courtside seat at Louis Armstrong, and ended up watching her practice (not knowing who she was until later). Oh my, what a cutie this one is... and she whipped Amelie Maursmo's ass (figuratively speaking, of course).

2. Most likely to have been formerly Bulgarian: Dinara Safin. If not for the pink outfit and long hair, only a few pounds of muscle and a couple of inches (height, I mean, perverts) separate this dead ringer for her brother. She beat Anna-Lena Groenfeld, who is a candidate for most likely to wear muffin-top low-slung jeans.

3. Guaranteed crowd pleasers: Bryan brothers, who end their matches by jumping-and-thumping their chests. Spent the longest time humoring autograph seekers.

4. Best match of the day: Del Potro versus Nishikori. Straight sets, yes, but the Japanese guy produced some beauties. I am sure Del Potro's being almost a foot taller helped him as well.

5. Best tanned spectator: me, of course!

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