Saturday, December 20, 2008

Sweetmeats

So, women out there, how much do you like your meat?

Oh crap, that sounded way too much like the SPAM that I check once in a while, just to keep track of the latest nickname for the male organ and other porno lingo.

Rewind...Restart...: So, ladies, do you really like your men smelling like charred red meat? Really? What were the Burger King folks thinking?

Wouldn't the proper business idea have been to create a meat-scented perfume for WOMEN?? Not that men need much (any?) encouragement in this are, but by strategically splashing yourselves with Eau-de-Tbone, maybe, just maybe you can get some TLC and foreplay? Think about it.

Or just call me.

1 comment:

deviousdiv said...

A meat scented perfume? Are you serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I don't think I'd appreciate that. After all, I'm vegetarian. (Errr... yes I'm one of "THOSE" types. :D)

~Div

PS: Thanks for your comment on my blog BTW, since it led me to discover your absolutely hilarious blog. :)