Friday, December 19, 2008

Why I'm glad to be human

These days, life is depressing. The greatest opportunity to enrich myself by fraud has now evaporated, thanks to the so-called financial crisis. Funny that, I don't see bankers and traders losing their houses...

Anyway have you noticed that heart-warming, sepia-tinted moments are always around at times like that? Neither have I. I did notice a large sign that said:

CHICKENS SOLD!!

Live

(picture of scrawny live chicken)

or

Dressed

(picture of same chicken without any feathers)

Friends, countrymen, creditors! Should we not rejoice that unlike chickens, we humans can be both live AND dressed at the same time?

It was probably during that moment of realization that the famous Chennai mosquitoes gave me malaria or whatever the fuck I have now.

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