Bumper crop

Today, the newspaper is full of pleasant surprises. First, there was further elucidation of the "gum situation" involving Miley Cyrus in a timely article in the Straits Times. As someone who researched the adult film industry for my sociology project (ok, the last 4 words are redundant), I am glad to note that "gums" in this context are very kosher.

 

Choice quotes from the article include:  'Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She needs to get a gum transplant!' and (Foxx) urged the 16-year-old to 'make a sex tape and grow up.'

 

Now turning our attention to the world of mature women, our favorite (vice) presidential candidate (Motto: Palin for PILF! I almost had the domain names under all configurations ready and purchased, also the t-shirts etc. So sad she was done in by old goat McCain): I am glad to say she is showing how adept she is at engaging young people (unlike curmudgeon McCain) by, apparently, having a public war of words with her 19-year old, almost-was-a-son-in-law.

 

Do you remember that old story of mine about hasma (aka frog ovaries)? Here in Asia, in our continuing series on "Cardiac Cuisine", is another nugget. Please get your barf bag ready, and click the link only if you want to fill in the blanks desperately: (The maid,) aged 26, mixed the ____ in a pot of vegetables in the belief that the recipe would help smooth over her difficult work environment. It sure brought smooth things, around her wrist in shiny new metal.

 

And last, but not least, we finally came close to being able to say "Motherfucking snakes on a plane": 'A QANTAS airliner was grounded after four snakes went missing from the cargo hold on a passenger flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne, officials said on Thursday.'

 

Mmm hmm, i love the feel of fresh newsprint on my hands. Yessirree. #