Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Epigenetics: update

Forgive my grave omission, for I forgot to include that for women, 150% of intergenerational height increase is derived from extremely high heeled shoes. The Americans may have got to the moon and Mars, but the Japanese women are closer to outer space on an everyday basis.

Lastly, in the case of older women, I think they naturally grow floppy, wide-brimmed hats instead of hair as they grow older. Between that, long gloves and many layers of clothing, they will never get skin cancer. How they avoid heat rash, however, is another one of nature's mysteries.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And i thought i was imagining things. I went to Bali and encountered Japanese toursists teetering up hills in *OMGWTF* high heels.

Idiots. So I whipped out my Singaporean side and took a picture. In case you were wondering, I didn't submit it to STOMP. ;)

~deviousDiv