Friday, September 25, 2009

Uh-huh

Some things need no comment.
 
 
"The Moro Islamic Liberation Front's (MILF) Camarudin Hadji Ali, also known as Commander Mudi, was picked up on Tuesday as he visited his wife in a southern Philippine city, regional army spokesman Colonel Jonathan Ponce said. "
 
 
Perhaps they should hire a PR agent instead of beheading monks.
 

3 comments:

Caustic Yoda said...

Should that not be "for whom"? Grammar nazi strikes, eyes paddle and contemplates a spank longingly.

MILF should get a PR agent. A brand consultant. A "name consultant". How can you be a scary-ass terrorist organization, making Pinoys pee in their pants, with a name like MILF? Ok, I see your point that they are already pretty fucking scary. But imagine how much *more* scary (or less funny) they'd be if they were called the Vicious and Pointless Islamic Devil Killers (Vapid Killers - could be a cool rock band name too)...

Caustic Yoda said...

I suppose it's true. "Ponce" is such a "normal" Spanish name, I forget how ridiculous it sounds to others. Would an accent on he "e" make it more or less funny?

Anonymous said...

only if you read it with an exaggerated french accent.