In a noteworthy shift from movie-star headlines, India is agog with tennis-star bile. Front page and breaking news on all channels: Sania to marry Shoaib.
So she is marrying a bigamous, Pakistani cricket player. Who cares? India will lose a pair of buxom ones, but there's only about a couple of hundred millions left. I know this based on a highly statistical sampling exercise I have been conducting, purely for research purposes, you understand. Visual sampling, just to be clear.
PS: iPhone corrects "buxom" to "Nixon". You think he's turning in his grave or grinning like he proverbial Cheshire?
Sent from my iPhone
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