Please, ladies, calm down. I am still perfectly, ahem, okay and functional in every way. I am of course talking about my mean mac-and-cheese, and pay no heed to this piece of news on stud, bull and foot-and-mouth disease. Excerpt: "ONE of Japan's most prized stud bulls has been infected with foot-and-mouth disease". I do point out that I am not from Japan. I did make a recent joke about myself (the stud-bull) and dismal pickup lines (foot-in-mouth). But the world is fine, you can exhale now.
Next haven't we seen this movie somewhere? Mad scientist creates new life form, new life form goes berserk, world ends and Jesus, sadly, does not save any fucking body. Here is an excerpt: "The genome pioneer J. Craig Venter has taken another step in his quest to create synthetic life, by synthesizing an entire bacterial genome and using it to take over a cell". I am no luddite, but as we realize how layered and complex the genetic code is, thinking you have things under control because you created what you believe is a simple genome is the sort of recipe for a bad Schwarznegger movie. But then again, there are few bad Schwarznegger movies - they all go to van Damme.
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