Readers may note that there is a lot of sex-related articles of late, but this just reflects the preponderance of such news.
It definitely does not reflect my sex life. It is very healthy, thank you, in the fashion of famous Hollywood movie "Me, Myself and Irene". With the focus on the (illustrative) "Irene", although I frankly think Renee Zellweiger is a tad beady-eyed. Perhaps that was a bad movie name to use as an example. Just as it was extremely ironic that the following piece of news is listed under "Breaking News" today:
Souvenir condoms rolled out for UK royal wedding
Souvenir condoms rolled out for UK royal wedding
An uncensored excerpt:
Hugh Pomfret, a spokesman for Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction, insisted they were 'a unique way to remember this great British occasion'.
'In years to come, they will be a timeless memento of a magical wedding day.' Presented in regal-looking purple and gold, each pack bears a picture of the couple gazing into each other's eyes, saying it contains a 'triumvirate of regal prophylactics', which are 'lavishly lubed' and 'regally ribbed'.
'England boasts some of the finest lovemaking in the world, with a tradition of coitus going back generations,' lovers are told. 'Combining the strength of a prince with the yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure.'
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