It's alive!

Yes, my blog writes itself now. Well almost. Check out what I get in my inbox these days. At least "she" is being half-truthful: "Charity", indeed. Comments in parentheses, of course, are mine. After all, this is my blog and my ticket to millions in ad money.

Dear ____,

Good day my lovely one (This is already sounding better than the last grouch I dated)
how is life over there in your country?i hope that you are in atmosphere of peace and love. (Yes we are smoking the "special" pipes) I will really like to have a good relationship with you (oh my!), and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here and I am Miss charity john Apollo 23years old girl from Liberia, the only daughter of Late John Apollo was killed by Prince Johnson and his rebels groups after many innocent soul were killed ,My father was killed by government of Prince Johnson (Not very charming, he), he accuse my father of coup attempt.
My late father Dr John Apollo is the Maneging Director Chevron Petroleum Company Limited Liberia and he was the personal adviser to the former head of state of Liberian (You can email but you have not heard of Google? You must really hone your conning techniques).

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I, am receiving from my step mother (My Cinderella!). She planned to take away all my late father"s treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.

Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe (how very Madonna) but she hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my Father"s File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Dakar republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship (sigh! only "business" . Just as I was falling in love) and investment assistance in your country.

My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$7.5.000.000 us dollars in Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary information of the deposit on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund in your country. As you will help me in an investment, and I will like to complete my studies, as I was in my fist year in the university, when the crisis started (When do we get married?).

It is my intention to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital (investment tip: grammar school). This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

I am staying at the female hostel (does it have breasts?!). Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self (my lips are sealed, but my blog is not) please I beg you not to disclose it till I come over , once the fund has been transferred. I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification, then send in your questions and i will attached to you my picture in my next e-mail charity00004@yahoo.com

Thanks as i hope to receive from you soon.
Yours Truly.
Miss charity