Thanks to a recent bout of purported food poisoning, I once again caught myself wishing I were a child, only with all the hindsight of the past 30 years. You see, the child in question miraculously demonstrated the power to vomit at will. This came in very handy for several hours after she had been medicated, she being a picky eater and this providing the perfect cover to disgorge anything that her parents fed her.
Since I am a creative genius, I immediately realized the potential of having such a skill. I was thinking of the Twix commercials and how this will certainly give you a moment...
Twix Commercial # 1
Twix Commercial # 2
(For more of these, please search Youtube for Twix)
This would be the absolute talent to have to avoid painful requests on late Friday afternoons to work away the night or even the weekend.
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