I told you so

As alluded to in my last article (note: not "posting") the so called "green" folks are getting vocal. Today I was shocked to see that members of the vegetation family (at least the big ones) are now allowed to... cross the road! We all know where this movie ends - next, they will be riding the bus, sitting in front of us in cinemas, stalking lumberjacks, and finally and inevitably, having sex with people. What will our dogs hump?