Just as people are trying to forget The Inconvenient Man called Gore, tree huggers have new ammunition. Apparently tropical insects are going extinct.
As someone who was laid up by the dengue fever a couple of years ago, my reaction is: how soon? You would only understand if you went through what I did, or possibly if you are the fictitious character than gets bitten by a mosquito on his ass in Catch 22. Of course then you would not be reading this, and don't throw any of that Matrix bull at me.
So I request you all to cool your homes by leaving the fridge open, buy Hummers, and (for the heck of it) club some seal puppies. If all this is legal, it must be ok, right? Help make it so that one day Dengue will be a twinkle in the eye of some B-grade movie producer.
If you will excuse me, I am going to buy some oil company shares. That's legal too.
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