I recently read - trust me, even though I cannot find the source - that improperly fit bras can cause the breasts to "swing up to 21 inches... up and down, side to side, and in and out".
Phew!
Anyway, apart from scaring the living crap out of me, here is the million gallon question: Ok, I can possibly lewdly imagine "up and down" and "side to side". But how exactly "in and out". Are those breasts or mini-missile silos?
Armageddon is close by, and it is in the form of a billion breasts bobbing together. Death, but at least sweet swinging death.
PS: I may not have the source, but I have laboriously researched this topic ever since I was first introduced to the visual (and sometimes aural. also often oral) arts of Traci Lords.
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