News these days, is like raw sewage. We produce too much and it will of course kill you. Fear not! After some of my patented caustic treatment, it will be filtered, safe, and palatable with mangled aphorisms thrown in to confuse you.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
The signs are everywhere
Seen in the "Notices" section of Times of India: "What is Scientology? Sat., 5.00 pm. Call 24630925 to reserve your seat. Do not be late!". Yeah, you might just miss the mother ship (pun intended).
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