- is the current visibility in Shanghai. There were a couple of sunny days, pleasant with the temperature in the low twenties (note: have reverted to Celcius, and will soon go full metric).
- is how far the touts for "girly massage" will chase you before giving up.
- is how much farther after giving up you can still hear them.
- is the minimum distance you need to have between yourself and the hookers at the bars because when airborne SARS meets whore-borne syphylis, who knows what's out there.
- is also the minimum distance between yourself and cute women, because they all seem to be dating Andre the Giant.
- feels like a marathon when you have a hangover. Oh the days of youth when it was, but a sprint.
Sent from outer space.
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