The world should adopt the hooker code of conduct.
Here I am sitting with my drink and tapas, and a woman eases next to me at the bar, and asks for a drink. You know how I can never say no. She is Amazon-esque - tall, fairly svelte and with characteristic brown teeth. Linda, from Beijing. Breaking down all barriers of lookism, ageism and racism, she offered a massage, she'd be my "new Chinese girlfriend". I am sad to say I did not establish the market clearing price. But you gotta admire the non-discriminating philosophy on life.
Her colleague, after several passes, gave up - "Indian? Don't want to
waste money", she said.
Well perhaps not that open-minded, after all.
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