Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Fastholes

Is my new term for fat assholes. I have nothing against fat people, and would gladly make a pejorative for skinny assholes, but I am afraid that term, "s**nt", is even more offensive.
As I eased into my long-haul flight, I notice a disgusting couple across aisle. The female was plain, Asian and at various points in the flight was all over her chubby, effete prick of a husband / boyfriennn / significant other. You're thinking "sexy Asian with a touch of Pinkerton Syndrome". No, this one was not worth a second look.
Neither was her partner, who generated enough disdain for the entire planet when he asked the flight attendant for a soft blanket, because the one behind his seat was not "soft enough".
Sometimes it feels so good to hate people.

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