Sunday, July 18, 2010

FAQ

Top questions from Cuba:

  1. Do you want a woman? Ties with: Do you want cigars?
  2. Do you have a woman in Cuba? No?!! Why not?
  3. But why can't you invite me home?!
  4. Where are you staying? Is it a casa (particular)?
  5. Are you a periodista / journalist? This one tickled me pink and made me very happy.
  6. Do you want to find a paladar (home-style restaurant)?
  7. Are you from England? I guess they see my kinda people mostly flying in from the UK.
  8. Are you Arab?
  9. Salaam aleykum. (Ok, not a question, but by far the one thing that drove me crazy)
  10. Is India near Africa?
  11. Is India dangerous? Aren't there snakes? (Must be the snake-charmer stereotype)
  12. "Singapore?"