- Do you want a woman? Ties with: Do you want cigars?
- Do you have a woman in Cuba? No?!! Why not?
- But why can't you invite me home?!
- Where are you staying? Is it a casa (particular)?
- Are you a periodista / journalist? This one tickled me pink and made me very happy.
- Do you want to find a paladar (home-style restaurant)?
- Are you from England? I guess they see my kinda people mostly flying in from the UK.
- Are you Arab?
- Salaam aleykum. (Ok, not a question, but by far the one thing that drove me crazy)
- Is India near Africa?
- Is India dangerous? Aren't there snakes? (Must be the snake-charmer stereotype)
- "Singapore?"
News these days, is like raw sewage. We produce too much and it will of course kill you. Fear not! After some of my patented caustic treatment, it will be filtered, safe, and palatable with mangled aphorisms thrown in to confuse you.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
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funny
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